- me at my wedding: security get this bitch outta here! she looked at my husband for 5 seconds 2 long!!!! this hoe think she me!!!!
The only workouts I really do when I go to the gym are booty workouts cuz lets face it DAT ASS is all I got going for me 😂
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
If her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done
why would there be 99 bottles of beer on the wall in the first place