• me at my wedding: security get this bitch outta here! she looked at my husband for 5 seconds 2 long!!!! this hoe think she me!!!!

The only workouts I really do when I go to the gym are booty workouts cuz lets face it DAT ASS is all I got going for me 😂

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

phuckindope:

If her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

(Source: liftedandgiftedd)

tylenold:

why would there be 99 bottles of beer on the wall in the first place

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